The key to successfully looking at other hot women while you’re with the wife is making sure to point out good-looking men once in a while. If your wife gets the sense that you appreciate the art of the human body, including men, she will be less angry when she catches you staring at a pair of another women’s tits.
What’s the Quick-Snap?
The next time you’re with the wife and you spot another hot woman, look for a decent-looking guy in the area and say to your wife, “Hey, look at that guy. He’s hot, right?…”
As your wife checks out the guy, you will have approximately three seconds to stare at the hot woman. Quickly take a mental snapshot of her, and then refocus on your wife. Just as you turn back to her, she will tell you, “Meh. He’s okay. I prefer you, baby.”
So now you have a mental snapshot of a hot girl. And the next time your wife is out buying the groceries or on a business trip, have fun with it.
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