We’ve been exposed to Governor Romney’s bullshit over the past few weeks. The politics surrounding the Benghazi attack is a prime example.
This week Mitt Romney is saying, “it took too long for Obama to investigate the Benghazi tragedy.”
Since when is a two-week investigation too long?
Two weeks is actually extremely efficient timing. It took me more than two weeks to remember how to drive to my new apartment, so give the man a break! There’s nothing wrong with Obama’s patience and intelligence on this Benghazi issue.
Remember the last time this country rushed through a terrorist investigation? I believe the Republicans were in power at the time, blindly accusing a Middle-Eastern country with fathomed facts, then started a decade-long war, wasted trillions of dollars, pretended like we were searching for weapons of mass destruction when we were obviously there to steal oil, and our childish President G.W. Bush got redemption for his daddy by dethroning Saddam…
Yeah, I don’t think we need another Iraq. I don’t believe America should launch another weapon of mass deception to the world. I APPLAUD the Obama administration for taking their time investigating the Benghazi attack, rather than tossing out accusations without proof.
Romney is poisoning our Bible Belters and trailer-park folk. They’re dumb enough to believe his propaganda. Most people in those red states won’t vote Obama because they’re passing around lies about the President.
In my dream last night, I was in a red state and overheard a conversation between a yokel bible-belter and a grocery clerk. I want to share this conversation with you. Both idiots in this dream had an I.Q. of 72 (quite high for a red state). And this revelation highlights the reality of a backwards middle America:
Yokel: Reverend Whitey told me today that Obama is in cahoots with Allah. Who’s this Allah guy? Can we trust him?
Grocery clerk: Allah is some guy who hated Jesus. He damn near killed him. Actually, he wanted to kill him, but didn’t wanna take the blame. So instead, he brought Jesus to the Jews and the Jews done did the killin’ for him. Jews got $40 billion dollars for that kill. They bought the media with that money. Now them Jews are running everything in this country.
Yokel: Dag nabit. This a here ain’t right. My country in the hands of a President making deals with Muslims and Jews.
Grocery Clerk: We’s gots to vote Mitt Romney to save this country from becomin’ Muslim. We’s gots to vote Romney so these Jews get out of our pockets. You wanna know what’ll happen if Obama is Prez again? Today your daughter is heading to church services, tomorrow she’ll be kneeling five times a day facing east, pickin pennies off the ground. Don’t let your daughter turn into a Muslim-Jew. Ya hear me?
Yokel: Fuckin a. I also heard Obama wasn’t even born in this here country. He was born in some other country called Hawaii. Isn’t that part o’ Japan? Didn’t Hawaii attack us during Pearl Harbor? Why is the enemy our President? Why do I have a Japanese-Hawaiian terrorist as my President?
Grocery Clerk: Shit. Don’t ask me. Ask the 65 million people who voted for him in 2008.
Yokel: Wait a second here, buddy. You’re tellin’ me 65 million voted for that terrorist?… I thought we only had 14 million people in this country.
Grocery Clerk: …….. Holy dogshit on a pixy stick! You’re right! There’s no way 65 million Americans could have voted for him if there’s only 14 million of us. The democrat terrorists rigged that damn election!
Yokel: What say you and me head over to Hawaii and pay this Mr. President a visit?
Grocery Clerk: Way ahead of you, partner. I’m takin’ the next train to that damn island.
Yokel: Right behind you. Let’s go.
Then I woke up with morning wood. That doesn’t mean I’m voting Romney.