19 Aug 2017
Posted by Rel 
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It was approximately 10:45 a.m. this Saturday morning when Donald Trump was informed that the moon had plans to block the muse for his skin color, also known as the sun. President Trump agreed that nuking the moon would not be in the country's best interest because he enjoys...
Read more → 11 Aug 2017
Posted by Rel 
Some husbands hide cigarettes from their wife. Some hide a gambling habit. Some hide an affair with another woman. And few husbands, like me, have to hide something completely innocent. I’m not trying to brag, but on paper I’m a perfect husband: I have a great sense of humor, I’m a hard worker,...
Read more → 19 Jul 2017
Posted by Rel 
Although scientists and witches of Salem, Massachusetts warned us for years, global warming has officially ruined the most important resource on Earth today: The TV show ‘Game of Thrones.’ Since season one, even the most loyal fans have been skeptical about The Wall. Some argued it was computer-generated...
Read more → 08 Jun 2017
Posted by Rel 
Taste buds are like a sexual preference; you can’t control what you enjoy. If it looks good or tastes good, then you want it. And nobody should be offended by these biological preferences. So why is my wife offended by my taste buds? Peaches and Nectarines I love peaches and nectarines. Every...
Read more → 11 May 2017
Posted by Rel 
There was a time when sleeping with my wife was fun. It was back when we weren’t married and didn’t live in the same place. Back when I could fart, snore, and throw my elbows around while sleeping without having to hear my wife complain because she was 15 miles away in her parents’ home. Although...
Read more → 29 Mar 2017
Posted by Rel 
The blind side sack is one of the most dangerous plays in football, and as the NFL continues to find ways to protect its quarterbacks at whatever cost, their most recent potential rule change has got to be the most ludicrous since the inception of the extra point. According to sources just as legitimate...
Read more → 23 Mar 2017
Posted by Rel 
I typically don't like going places that take longer than 30 minutes to get to. Because of me my wife is forced to accept this way of life into her own; poor girl. This way of life comes from a combination of 'been there, done that' and tiredness. I'm always tired, and I've visited enough sights...
Read more → 14 Feb 2017
Posted by Rel 
Don't worry, this isn't another post from a single, protesting hippie claiming that Valentine's Day is a marketing scheme. This comes from a married man with years of experience in doing the least amount possible for a woman, while still being able to sleep with her. There’s a fine line between...
Read more → 20 Jan 2017
Posted by Rel 
My Text To My Sick Wife My wife was sick at home just a few weeks ago. Poor girl. I texted her: "Get well, drink soup, and rest all day. Hopefully when I got home you will feel better!" That's basically what you're supposed to say. That's what normal people do. That poor girl was still...
Read more → 28 Dec 2016
Posted by Rel 
I'm confessing to Lord Santa here on why I didn’t deserve SHIT for Christmas this year. Just like a good, bad boy should. I Avoided 17 Weekend Walks with The Dog Nearly every weekend, my wife loves taking these long walks with the dog. And when she invites me I try to come up with a legitimate...
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