…Another feat of epic worthlessness.

According to thousands of pathetically impressed news sources, NASA has successfully wasted $2.6 billion on a rover that just landed on Mars. That’s right, we sent another robotic spaceship named Curiosity to a desolate planet to investigate dust, sand and other lifeless forms of material that scientists believe used to be lively.

NASA doesn’t expect to find any sources of liquid water, but do believe the planet harbored it at one point. That’s great NASA; thanks for the info.

I know of another deserted place that also used to have water; it’s called the Sahara Desert. Why didn’t we use that $2.6 billion to drill some oil or water out of there? Why are we feeding the curiosity of overpaid and good-for-nothing NASA scientists when there are about 2.6 billion Africans, Indians and Middle Easterners that are starving, thirsty or being massacred by their own countrymen.

NASA has got to be the biggest ponzi scheme in non-Jewish history. How is it possible that this organization continues to get billions in investments every year without ever showing a profit or meaningful return? I don’t care that there used to be water on Mars – I don’t care how old the dust particles are – I don’t care if Jesus walked on water in Mars – show me an alien or stop wasting my time.

Here’s a few examples of how this unbelievable $2.6 billion could have been used better:

• Pick a country, any country from Africa or the Middle East, and save them.
• Student loan debt is through the roof. Fix it, morons. If you can send a rover to Mars, you can find a way to send a low-income student to college without screwing them over.
• There’s thousands of people in the United States without a home. It takes about $500 to $1,000 to build a nice shed. Build some damn sheds for these homeless people.
• Find a planet made of chocolate or cookie dough.
• Get AT&T better service.
• Make my damn FiOS work.
• Make my mother’s COMCAST work. She thinks I can fix it over the phone from 20 miles away.
• Buy everyone in the city of Boston a butler and puppy.

The only time it was worth it to send an aircraft to space was when Homer J. Simpson was onboard.