I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. The cat is safe! You can breathe again. That was one of those exaggerated headlines to give me a little boost in traffic because I’m a desperate blogger in need of exposure. But just look at this photo and I’ll guarantee you’re feeling one of four things:
That snapshot comes from a very solid video review of the GoPro Hero3 camera that I’m hoping to buy, assuming the wife gives me permission.
You see, now that I’m married it’s no longer my mom that I have to beg for permission to buy things over $25; it’s the wife. And in reality, my wife is much more strict financially than my mom.
Even though the cat in the video is entirely safe, a Siberian mountain goat is in danger. And the only person that can save this mountain goat is my wife. Here’s why:
If the wife tells me, “No, you can’t buy that GoPro. It’s $200!” then the mountain goat shown below won’t live to see another day.
So, my wife, the choice is yours: Do you want me to buy the GoPro, or do you want this cute goat to die…?
Say it with me now, “Save the Siberian mountain goat!”
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