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How To Tell If You’re An Asshole

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 25 Oct 2016   Posted by Rel


This experiment works more than 99% of the time.

 

Step 1

Look for a mirror.mirror

 

Step 2

Look at the mirror.

Do you see you…?

If yes, then you’re an asshole.

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Have a nice week.

 

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Ariel "Rel" Mathiowitz is a neurotic, panicky writer who details his pathetic life stories and frustrated points of view. Rel is 6 foot 5; however, he makes himself appear to be 5 foot 5 because he wants women to lust for him for his personality, and not his grand stature.

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