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Dad Emails: Pumpkin Carving

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 30 Oct 2014   Posted by Rel


So my dad came over to teach me how to carve pumpkins the other week. There I was like a young buck thinking I’m the Michelangelo of pumpkins.

I did pretty good for my first try. My dad’s is on the left of the image, and mine is on the right:

pumpkin

 

I walked away loud and proud saying, “This isn’t so hard!”

Then a week later my dad emails me his latest masterpiece…

 

 

pumpkin

Holy Reaping Shit!

I’m no Michelangelo, I thought. My dad is the Michelangelo of Pumpkins.

At best you could compare my pumpkin carving to those shitty, smoked-up hippy artists who call their works of trash “contemporary art.”

 

 

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Ariel "Rel" Mathiowitz is a neurotic, panicky writer who details his pathetic life stories and frustrated points of view. Rel is 6 foot 5; however, he makes himself appear to be 5 foot 5 because he wants women to lust for him for his personality, and not his grand stature.


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