My Dad Emails me some interesting stuff from time to time…
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter’s Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.
“The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.
“The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle,”Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38-D breasts, 24-inch waist, and 36-inch hips.”