23 Jan 2014
Posted by Rel 
Hypothesis We're all human. Horoscopes are bullshit. Remember that. I fell upon a list of astrological signs and their corresponding personality traits. And before I started reading, I decided to conduct a little experiment for myself to find out how much bullshit all this astrology actually...
Read more → 17 Oct 2013
Posted by Rel 
Why are people congratulating me on my birthday? It's my mother who did all the work 30 years ago. Go bother her instead! I apologize to my dad for kicking him in the nuts 26 years ago. I'm thankful that the police never investigated my old room with a black-light; particularly the rug....
Read more → 15 Oct 2013
Posted by Rel 
It's time to release the anger from a few things that inconvenienced me this past week. Health Experts that are telling me I only need six hours of sleep every night You're not my mommy. And not even my mommy can tell me when to go to sleep. I'll be the one to decide how many hours of sleep...
Read more → 07 Oct 2013
Posted by Rel 
A few things tickled my spine in the wrongest of ways this week: Medium "Rare" Steak I was at a restaurant where everyone at the table ordered their steak 'medium rare.' I've come to the conclusion that if you order a piece of meat 'well-done,' then you're an absolute asshole and you should jump...
Read more → 29 Sep 2013
Posted by Rel 
You are a nicer person than me. Because you're a nicer person, you get invited to way more weddings. In turn, I become slightly jealous. That feeling of jealousy immediately withers considering how much money you spend on all those flight tickets, hotel rooms and wedding gifts... So I guess...
Read more → 29 Apr 2013
Posted by Rel 
Here's three people I hate this week: 1) A Man in a Patriots or Red Sox Hat Driving a White Pickup Truck with an Unknown License Plate Number I came home to a furious wife the other night. Nine times out of 10 that means I did something wrong. Watching my wife huffing and puffing, I wondered...
Read more → 09 Mar 2013
Posted by Rel 
I'm not used to complaining about the same topic two blogs in a row, but the city's nightlife leaves me no choice. I went to a club whose bartenders' IQs must have been as high as the alcohol percentage of the drinks being served. Waiting for a drink, one of them approached me as if he wanted...
Read more → 02 Mar 2013
Posted by Rel 
I recently tolerated the despicable Boston nightlife while enduring a number of aggravating comments that tickled my spine in the wrongest of ways. People say some really stupid things on the weekends, especially after two drinks. If you haven't noticed this, then you're probably one of those idiots. In...
Read more → 07 Feb 2013
Posted by Rel 
For the last six years I've been emailing Webster's and Oxford's Dictionaries every month to inform them that our English language is broken and they have an obligation to fix it. In so many areas it makes no sense. We have letters without purpose, words with multiple meanings, acronyms for idiotic...
Read more → 10 Dec 2012
Posted by Rel 
Yea, I'm supposed to be happily ever living the rest of my days with my beautiful wife from here on, but that doesn't mean the terrible displays of ignorance at my wedding will forever be forgotten. The greatest day of my life, to this point, came with many faults. Even five drinks deep, I remembered...
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Oh, how “blessed” I am to be a father, Part 1
OF COURSE this item didn’t ring up at the register!
Horrible Things You Said To My Pregnant Wife and Unborn Child
