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Home / Archive by category "Things I Hate" (Page 3)

Browsing the "Things I Hate" Category

An Experiment to Prove Horoscopes Are Bullshit


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 23 Jan 2014   Posted by Rel

  Hypothesis We're all human. Horoscopes are bullshit. Remember that. I fell upon a list of astrological signs and their corresponding personality traits. And before I started reading, I decided to conduct a little experiment for myself to find out how much bullshit all this astrology actually...

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30 Thoughts on My 30th birthday


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 17 Oct 2013   Posted by Rel

Why are people congratulating me on my birthday? It's my mother who did all the work 30 years ago. Go bother her instead! I apologize to my dad for kicking him in the nuts 26 years ago. I'm thankful that the police never investigated my old room with a black-light; particularly the rug....

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Things I Hate: Trapeze Flying, MLB Umpires


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 15 Oct 2013   Posted by Rel

  It's time to release the anger from a few things that inconvenienced me this past week. Health Experts that are telling me I only need six hours of sleep every night You're not my mommy. And not even my mommy can tell me when to go to sleep. I'll  be the one to decide how many hours of sleep...

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Things I Hate: Steak Ordering, Great Gatsby, McDonald’s, MLB Playoff Scheduling


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 07 Oct 2013   Posted by Rel

A few things tickled my spine in the wrongest of ways this week: Medium "Rare" Steak I was at a restaurant where everyone at the table ordered their steak 'medium rare.' I've come to the conclusion that if you order a piece of meat 'well-done,' then you're an absolute asshole and you should jump...

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Things I Hate About YOU: My Readers and Friends


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 29 Sep 2013   Posted by Rel

You are a nicer person than me. Because you're a nicer person, you get invited to way more weddings. In turn, I become slightly jealous. That feeling of jealousy immediately withers considering how much money you spend on all those flight tickets, hotel rooms and wedding gifts... So I guess...

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Three People I Hate This Week


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 29 Apr 2013   Posted by Rel

  Here's three people I hate this week: 1) A Man in a Patriots or Red Sox Hat Driving a White Pickup Truck with an Unknown License Plate Number I came home to a furious wife the other night. Nine times out of 10 that means I did something wrong. Watching my wife huffing and puffing, I wondered...

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Rules for Bartenders That I Hate


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 09 Mar 2013   Posted by Rel

I'm not used to complaining about the same topic two blogs in a row, but the city's nightlife leaves me no choice. I went to a club whose bartenders' IQs must have been as high as the alcohol percentage of the drinks being served. Waiting for a drink, one of them approached me as if he wanted...

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People I Hate: Young Professionals in the Boston Nightlife


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 02 Mar 2013   Posted by Rel

I recently tolerated the despicable Boston nightlife while enduring a number of aggravating comments that tickled my spine in the wrongest of ways. People say some really stupid things on the weekends, especially after two drinks. If you haven't noticed this, then you're probably one of those idiots. In...

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Things I hate about the English Language


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 07 Feb 2013   Posted by Rel

For the last six years I've been emailing Webster's and Oxford's Dictionaries every month to inform them that our English language is broken and they have an obligation to fix it. In so many areas it makes no sense. We have letters without purpose, words with multiple meanings, acronyms for idiotic...

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Things I hated about my wedding


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 10 Dec 2012   Posted by Rel

Yea, I'm supposed to be happily ever living the rest of my days with my beautiful wife from here on, but that doesn't mean the terrible displays of ignorance at my wedding will forever be forgotten. The greatest day of my life, to this point, came with many faults. Even five drinks deep, I remembered...

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