11 Apr 2013
Posted by Rel 
Now that Pope Francis has settled into his overly glorified position as messenger to a deaf God, he can start getting to work. Every year I email a wish list to Pope@God.com (I'm pretty sure that's the Pope's email address). Since Pope John Paul II, when I used to handwrite my wish lists, not one wish...
Read more → 28 Mar 2013
Posted by Rel 
The Simple Child asks, "Don't we have a dishwasher for a reason?" For Passover, Jews celebrate the exodus from Egypt. We were slaves under Egyptian rule, liberated by Moses' big stick between his legs and the staff in his hands. Every year in my mother's home, we raise our glasses together and toast...
Read more → 26 Dec 2012
Posted by Rel 
Every Christmas the same agonizing thoughts race through my mind. Why do Christians repeat the same mistakes? Why don't they learn from the Jews? Why do they limit themselves to two days of vacation for the most important holiday of their year? And, it's been over 45 minutes, where's the damn Chinese...
Read more → 12 Dec 2012
Posted by Rel 
1) Shut up about 12/12/12. 2) Shut up about 12/12/12. 3) Shut up about 12/12/12. 4) Shut up about 12/12/12. 5) Shut up about 12/12/12. 6) Shut up about 12/12/12. 7) Shut up about 12/12/12. 8) Shut up about 12/12/12. 9) Shut up about 12/12/12. 10) Shut up about...
Read more → 19 Sep 2012
Posted by Rel 
CNN recently posed a very real question: Why do so many Americans have a phobia of Islam? The answer is quite stupefying actually. Regardless of their religion or agnosticism, many non-Muslim Americans are idiotically anti-Islam due to decades of propaganda provided by news stations like CNN who have...
Read more → 04 Jun 2012
Posted by Rel 
The names of this blog were changed but kept Jewish for authenticity and kosher's sake. Six months ago when Rabbi Osem agreed to marry me and my fiancee, I reminded myself never to reveal my website to him. I had to repeat this note in my mind because my fiancee reminded me to remind myself repeatedly....
Read more → 17 Nov 2010
Posted by Rel 
In some of his stand up routines, Jackie Mason jokingly argues that America needs a Jewish president so this country can show a profit for once. Even though I love money, I disagree. First, let's get the bullshit clear: the American government claims it's in debt as a scapegoat to withhold...
Read more → 28 Jul 2010
Posted by Rel 
Let me set the tone: Anyone can be a Sheperd of God, like Mother Theresa, and whine about negligence of 3rd world countries, blah blah blah. Even George Clooney does that. But although it's noble, praying and bitching does not make you a hero, my friend. Now, let's get it started..... Who uses...
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