26 Oct 2013
Posted by Rel 
If you work for a small business inside a relatively quiet commercial building, then this situation has likely occurred to you in the past. Sitting in the bathroom stall, you recognize the shoes or heels of the person next to you. The two of you are squatting and doing your thing, sniffing or breathing...
Read more → 06 Sep 2013
Posted by Rel 
"It's not fair!" I whined to my wife in the car. "Boston has its biggest game of the year and God decided to schedule it during Rosh Hashanah?... Is he playing a prank on me?!" The Red Sox and Detroit Tigers have the best records in the American League, and the series could very well determine who has home-field...
Read more → 23 Aug 2013
Posted by Rel 
I'm one of those husbands who 90% of the time follows his wife around like a whimpering puppy, incapable of walking without a leash and crying when I've lost sight of my owner. Because of my reputation as a dependent man, my mother finds it necessary to constantly offer me guidance, even for the most...
Read more → 05 Aug 2013
Posted by Rel 
This is a lengthier post, so if you're at work perhaps read this in two sections. Or save it for later in the day when you're back at home with some wine or whiskey in your hand - whiskey if you're a man, wine if you're a woman. Women who drink whiskey are disgusting and are NOT welcome here. If you're...
Read more → 01 Aug 2013
Posted by Rel 
One of my best friends from elementary and high school was wedded off last weekend. Just like every other wedding, it takes me a few hours to mentally, physically and most importantly, fabric-ally prepare. Here's how it went down... Saturday, 10:00 a.m. I wake up hungover after promising myself...
Read more → 23 Jul 2013
Posted by Rel 
"I need help with my wedding speech," my boss said. "You're a writer. How's this look?..." His daughter's wedding is upcoming. Part of my job is to write the company's web content - blogs, advertisements, and product pages - and because of this he thought that I would be a good resource for his wedding...
Read more → 04 May 2013
Posted by Rel 
It takes one to know one. That's why I feel it's my duty as a grotesque man to share the experiences I've had in my "alone time." Women must be warned of the very clumsy and perverted men out there. I want to emphasize the term 'clumsy' because every man is perverted; it's the clumsy ones...
Read more → 30 Mar 2013
Posted by Rel 
The key to successfully looking at other hot women while you're with the wife is making sure to point out good-looking men once in a while. If your wife gets the sense that you appreciate the art of the human body, including men, she will be less angry when she catches you staring at a pair of another...
Read more → 09 Mar 2013
Posted by Rel 
I'm not used to complaining about the same topic two blogs in a row, but the city's nightlife leaves me no choice. I went to a club whose bartenders' IQs must have been as high as the alcohol percentage of the drinks being served. Waiting for a drink, one of them approached me as if he wanted...
Read more → 23 Feb 2013
Posted by Rel 
Hopefully the wife isn't reading this, but it would behoove me to disclose a confession so I can redeem the karma I lost through a broken marital agreement that I made with God. I take full responsibility for my actions three months into marriage, and I hope my followers will forgive me. The marital...
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Oh, how "blessed" I am to be a father, Part 2
Oh, how “blessed” I am to be a father, Part 1
OF COURSE this item didn’t ring up at the register!
