“FUCK…. THAT!” US Senator Mitch McConnell yelled from his office while watching ESPN’s broadcast of Barack Obama’s NCAA Tournament picks. What ensued was a motion to impeach the President.
After President Obama selected Kansas to win the 2016 tournament, Senator McConnell was quoted as saying, “This guy… this Barack… that bitch agreed to pick Michigan State.”
Typically a red state, Kansas was to be the Republican Party’s choice to win. And they are accusing Obama of political posturing, as choosing a team from a red state will clearly give the Democratic Party more votes for Hillary Clinton in the upcoming November election.
Before the motion to impeach the President took place, McConnell told the press that at first the Republicans tried to get even fairly.
“We were going to retaliate by choosing Obama’s home state to win the tournament; that is, Kenya,” McConnell said. “But when we realized they didn’t qualify this year we had no other choice but to impeach him.”
Obama’s response to McConnell’s allegations was, “Meh… Fuck ’em.”
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