Patriots’ lawyers pulled off one of the most historical robberies in the history of sports, and in doing so retrieved Roger Goodell’s personal diary.
World class dog trainer, Caesar Milan, was hired by the Patriots to pull off the robbery. By using one of Tom Brady’s dogs, Milan had it sneak through the doggy entrance of Roger Goodell’s home to steal his diary.
Although Roger Goodell doesn’t own dogs, he treats his human guests like them, which is why they are forced to come inside through the doggy entrance.
One of the entries from Goodell’s diary revealed the source of deflategate, and his primary issue with Brady.
Roger Goodell and the NFL have yet to come up with a lie to question the legitimacy of the diary. They are currently busy hiding their tail between their legs about concussions and tobacco allegations.
Rel “BostonJew” Mathiowitz is a neurotic, panicky writer who details his pathetic life stories and frustrated points of view.
Rel is 6 foot 5; however, he makes himself appear to be 5 foot 5 because he wants women to lust for him for his personality, and not his grand stature.