31 Mar 2016
Posted by Rel 
To date, more than 20 literary agents rejected my manuscript titled, ‘S.O.S. (Save Our Sasquatch).’ Experienced writers advise amateurs to get used to rejection because it's part of the process. But I won't get used to it because, to me, it doesn't help the process. I'm young, this is my first...
Read more → 29 Mar 2016
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Patriots’ lawyers pulled off one of the most historical robberies in the history of sports, and in doing so retrieved Roger Goodell’s personal diary. World class dog trainer, Caesar Milan, was hired by the Patriots to pull off the robbery. By using one of Tom Brady’s dogs, Milan had it sneak...
Read more → 17 Mar 2016
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“FUCK…. THAT!” US Senator Mitch McConnell yelled from his office while watching ESPN’s broadcast of Barack Obama’s NCAA Tournament picks. What ensued was a motion to impeach the President. After President Obama selected Kansas to win the 2016 tournament, Senator McConnell was quoted...
Read more → 14 Mar 2016
Posted by Rel 
Had it been legal to nominate a child for Best Actor at the Oscars, then Jacob Tremblay would have won this year, but there were three major flaws with this great movie. SPOILER ALERT… The Shed Every time the kidnapper walked into the shed to give Ma and Jack...
Read more → 09 Mar 2016
Posted by Rel 
I’m sitting at work on a Friday at 4:50 p.m. I’m elated as the anticipation of the weekend builds. Video games and drinks all night, while my wife watches RuPaul's Drag Race or Girls or some other stupid show on her iPad. Heaven awaits. Suddenly I get a text. Like a pin popping a balloon,...
Read more → 25 Feb 2016
Posted by Rel 
When Tom Brady and Gisele found the latest addition to their family--Fluffy, a rescue dog from Los Angeles--they were told the little furry thing was impartial to sports. What they saw when Fluffy came to Brady's mansion was a treacherous Patriots hater. A photo posted by Gisele Bündchen...
Read more → 22 Feb 2016
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Pablo Sandoval is under much scrutiny due to his “weight problem,” but let’s remember the camera adds about 200 pounds. Contrary to popular belief, Sandoval is very fit, and he attributes his exceptional health to his new workout routine. With utter disregard for copyright laws, Pablo Sandoval’s...
Read more → 17 Feb 2016
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Currently ousted from the Westminster Dog Show, a swarm of Bedlington Terriers are rioting outside of Madison Square Garden and boycotting the show. “NO MORE RACISM! NO MORE ROIDS!” the dogs can be heard barking over and over again. Their barks were interpreted by homeless man who claims...
Read more → 15 Feb 2016
Posted by Rel 
Introducing my first novel, S.O.S. (Save Our Sasquatch). After a Bigfoot sighting is broadcasted on national news, a forest full of animals must work together to protect its biggest secret from greedy humans. As a talented writer at a media conglomerate, Chess is frustrated by his job. He sets...
Read more → 12 Jan 2016
Posted by Rel 
My dad reviews Star Wars VII. Enjoy (or cry). Note: there are multiple spoilers, but you've got to be kidding me if you haven't seen this movie by now. My Dad's SCATHING Star Wars VII Review I was very disappointed after the hype and hoopla around this Star Wars episode and how it was supposed...
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