14 Dec 2016
Posted by Rel 
Ed Hochuli is an NFL referee by weekend who is known for his unnecessarily long explanations of penalties during NFL games. Much less known is Hochuli’s work as an attorney for Jones, Skelton & Hochuli, P.L.C., but he made headlines across Arizona’s Maricopa County during his closing statement...
Read more → 07 Dec 2016
Posted by Rel 
Though this is meant mainly for men out there, my intention for this post is to prevent you, the potential bride or groom, from making one of the biggest mistakes of your life. But let’s be honest, you’ve already made a mistake even thinking about proposing to a person you will learn to loathe in a matter...
Read more → 05 Dec 2016
Posted by Rel 
I may be turning into an agoraphobic, or maybe I just appreciate the couch more than fresh air, but here are invitations I could do without for the rest of time. Weddings I’m 33 years old. That means I’ve spent the last eight years wasting my summers and money on other people’s love (minus...
Read more → 24 Nov 2016
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Happy Thanksgiving, the holiday when we pretend to be thankful for everything we take for granted... "OH, HOW BLESSED I AM!" Here's what I'm "thankful" for this year. A Wife Also known as the chore demander. The person that turns our day of rests (Saturday and Sunday) into hours-long...
Read more → 11 Nov 2016
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I love complaining, but unlike hater nation I don't get any pleasure from a boring NFL season. Some people use the NFL's depleted TV ratings as redemption against Roger Goodell. And as a Patriots fan, I have every right to join that cause, but here I'm just laying out some facts as to why the NFL is going...
Read more → 09 Nov 2016
Posted by Rel 
It was close to midnight of Election Day when she looked at me fearfully and said, “He can’t win… Is he going to win?” Even though Trump's win was not quite confirmed, my wife cried before bed. And then she woke up at 3 a.m., hoping the past half night was a nightmare, looking at her phone...
Read more → 27 Oct 2016
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I got in serious trouble with my wife this week. I posted what I thought was a funny, less-than-10-second video that was intended to satisfy the minimal attention spans of all you internet creeps. Here it was: 15-biscuit penalty. #NFL A video posted by RelTheWriter (@relthewriter) on Oct 26, 2016...
Read more → 26 Oct 2016
Posted by Rel 
UPDATE (November 12, 2016): Although Hillary technically should be President, I was way off on this blog, as Donald Trump won the 2016 Presidential Election. Enjoy this blog anyway... P.S. FAAAACK the electoral college. The ‘J’ in Donald J. Trump stands for two things: ‘Jerk’ and ‘Jenius.’ I...
Read more → 25 Oct 2016
Posted by Rel 
This experiment works more than 99% of the time. Step 1 Look for a mirror. Step 2 Look at the mirror. Do you see you...? If yes, then you’re an asshole. Have a nice week.
Read more → 06 Oct 2016
Posted by Rel 
Hi everyone! To my nine listeners, please welcome Sargeant Steve to the podcast! He's a real mensch who served two tours in Iraq, yet he is more mentally stable than me... How? We discuss that briefly. We also cover shows, movies, and why they suck or not suck. As well as NBA, NFL, and some week...
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