You would THINK that an experienced email marketing team would have a deep understanding of demographics and nomenclature. If you look at my last name, it ends in “witz.” A name ending in those letters is one of four things: A Jew, witty, a scaredy cat, or all three. I happen to be all three.
So why did Living Social send me a skydiving deal…?
In general, Jews don’t like to willingly jump off airplanes–unless it’s an emergency situation, such as a discount at Macy’s while the pilot refuses to land immediately. But this Living Social company needs a reeducation in American Neurotic Judaism.
Jewish Email Marketing Lesson #1: Neurotic Jews Don’t Pay Money to Jump Off Planes!
Here are the three most daring things a Jew will do on an airplane:
The Boston Jew is a humor writer. Though you may not find him funny, we thank you for wasting your time with us today!
Rel “BostonJew” Mathiowitz is a neurotic, panicky writer who details his pathetic life stories and frustrated points of view.
Rel is 6 foot 5; however, he makes himself appear to be 5 foot 5 because he wants women to lust for him for his personality, and not his grand stature.