Using a robotic rat with a camera and microphone attached to it, we were able to get secret information about the sequel we’ve all been waiting for: Olympus Has Fallen III.
In the original Olympus Has Fallen, The White House is under attack, stuff happens, and the President is saved. It was awesome! According to multiple Hollywood executives, there will be “no new sequel to Olympus Has Fallen until we have a President worth saving.”
One executive went as far as to say, “I’d rather save Vladimir Putin.”
The executive laughed hysterically for a few moments, then paused and took a sip of his brandy on the rocks, and then made an emergency phone call to a Russian filmmaker to begin scripting ‘Moscow Has Fallen.’
“We make de monies!” the Russian filmmaker replied.
Unfortunately we don’t have any more information because our robotic rat ran out of batteries.