Although scientists and witches of Salem, Massachusetts warned us for years, global warming has officially ruined the most important resource on Earth today: The TV show ‘Game of Thrones.’
Since season one, even the most loyal fans have been skeptical about The Wall. Some argued it was computer-generated imagery; others that it was cardboard painted in white; still others felt The Wall was an optical illusion, representing something much broader, such as the stairway to heaven.
Turns out it was just a plain, stupid, shitty piece of ice. And unfortunately, this is what happened this week:
Totally melted! Well, except for that small ice cube left over.
The Wall was hiding a 5-star resort with four palm trees and a swimming pool.
With no wall to protect it, the resort residents were eaten alive by the White Walkers. Bad guys won.
At least we have Larry David and Curb Your Enthusiasm to look forward to. When you think about it, there’s not much difference between a White Walker and Larry David. Both are very White. Both are very old. Both have a horrible perspective on life. They even have the same mannerisms…