I’m delighted to announce that I published my first book titled ‘Faceholes: 50 Rules for Facebook Jerks’ and you can buy it on Amazon Kindle!
This book is a comedic take on the jerks we have all come to loathe, whose daily food and relationship updates flood our inboxes and crush our once-joyous Facebook.
If there’s two things in life I’m sure of it’s that there’s no “Flutch” in Hold ’em poker and there’s no place for bathroom selfies on Facebook. I lost half of my net worth figuring out the former; don’t lose half your respect figuring out the latter.
In addition to the comedic and insightful aspect of this book, it has been known to cure various life-threatening ailments, mend broken relationships, and increase absorption of trace minerals in nutrient-deficient diets. None of these claims are FDA approved, verified, researched, cited or valid in any way, shape or form.
Rel “BostonJew” Mathiowitz is a neurotic, panicky writer who details his pathetic life stories and frustrated points of view.
Rel is 6 foot 5; however, he makes himself appear to be 5 foot 5 because he wants women to lust for him for his personality, and not his grand stature.