With the signing of the ‘Calendar from Hell Act,’ Donald Trump is forcing Americans to endure seven straight Mondays per week for the remainder of his Presidency.
The calendar is set to take effect on January 1, 2018.
“It’s time to MAKE AMERICA WORK AGAIN; all day, every day,” President Trump said to a mirror, while crossing his arms, pursing his lips, and raising his chin to the sky in an extremely huffy puffy, boyish attitude.
With the new proposed week, there would be no weekend and no time off. Tuesday thru Sunday would vanish.
Democrats have submitted a rebuttal, asking for a three-day Monday week, so that Americans would only have to endure three Mondays per week, instead of seven.
When a reporter asked Donald Trump if the new calendar from hell would mean that the President would no longer go on golf vacations, the President farted and left the Press Briefing Room without answering.