After watching an old Simpsons episode, Donald Trump was inspired and wrote an email to his staff stating: “I feel like I’ve been targeting Mexicans and Muslims too much. It’s time to be fair and racist to everyone.”
He then proposed an architectural plan that he feels will earn his trust among all Americans, except every minority ever.
“The fact of the matter is all non-White people SUCK! And I’m an equal opportunity offender, just like Jackie Mason, that short, Jewish comic with the big nose and lots of money… but not as much money as me. Anyway, I’m going to build a dome over America.”
In the proposal Donald Trump claims that the dome will serve two main purposes:
Trump’s chief architect calculated that such a project would cost $10.7 trillion dollars, but Trump already had an answer for where the money would come from.
“The terrorists are going to build and pay for this dome,” Trump wrote.
“And what if they don’t?” the chief architect replied.
“Then the dome just got 20 inches thicker,” Trump wrote. “The same size as my p***s.”
“Since when do you censor yourself?” the chief architect asked. “Why did you add the stars to spell penis?”
“I don’t actually know how to spell it,” Trump wrote. “I just know it starts with a ‘p’ and ends in an ‘s.’”
As scores of terrorists lined up at job fairs for the opportunity to work on the dome, Trump left a message on President Obama’s phone that said, “See? I’m a jobs creator, too. Hashtag winning.”
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