What my dad emailed me this week.
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asks a girl, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replies in a loud voice, “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and says with a laugh, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responded in a loud voice, “$1,000 FOR ONE NIGHT?! THAT’S TOO MUCH!” All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered to her, “I study law and I know how to screw people.”
Rel “BostonJew” Mathiowitz is a neurotic, panicky writer who details his pathetic life stories and frustrated points of view.
Rel is 6 foot 5; however, he makes himself appear to be 5 foot 5 because he wants women to lust for him for his personality, and not his grand stature.