This is what my dad emailed me this week. I originally saw this in January on Buzzfeed.com, a website that gives me seizures if I stare for too long.
Then my dad sent this to me just last week. The Contilia Retirement Group in Essen, Germany created this calendar. And I still can’t find out how to buy it, so posting this again here is a cruel tease because it just reminds me and my man-cave how much it’s missing out.
Someone please find out how I can buy this!
Rel “BostonJew” Mathiowitz is a neurotic, panicky writer who details his pathetic life stories and frustrated points of view.
Rel is 6 foot 5; however, he makes himself appear to be 5 foot 5 because he wants women to lust for him for his personality, and not his grand stature.