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Well Wishes I Hated From You People


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 20 Feb 2018   Posted by Rel

My wife and I recently got some amazing news that we're gonna have a baby girl. Yes! I've always wanted a girl! Primarily because girls are less likely to play video game, and I did not want to share my video games with anyone! Upon announcing on Facebook that I was going to be a dad, what followed...

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Consequences of Being a Good Listener


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 14 Dec 2017   Posted by Rel

Listening. It’s one of the most important, yet boring, things you can do to build good relationships. I’m pretty sure my wife told me a few weeks ago that I’m a horrible listener. So recently I practiced listening better, and I wanted to share a quick tutorial on how to listen, and the consequences...

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Honey, It’s Not Your Cooking. It’s My Taste Buds


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 08 Jun 2017   Posted by Rel

Taste buds are like a sexual preference; you can’t control what you enjoy. If it looks good or tastes good, then you want it. And nobody should be offended by these biological preferences. So why is my wife offended by my taste buds? Peaches and Nectarines I love peaches and nectarines. Every...

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“Fun” Things That Aren’t Fun For Me


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 23 Mar 2017   Posted by Rel

I typically don't like going places that take longer than 30 minutes to get to. Because of me my wife is forced to accept this way of life into her own; poor girl. This way of life comes from a combination of 'been there, done that' and tiredness. I'm always tired, and I've visited enough sights...

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Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Do Anything for Her on Valentine’s Day


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 14 Feb 2017   Posted by Rel

Don't worry, this isn't another post from a single, protesting hippie claiming that Valentine's Day is a marketing scheme. This comes from a married man with years of experience in doing the least amount possible for a woman, while still being able to sleep with her. There’s a fine line between...

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The Difference Between a Husband and a Wife Texting Their Sick Spouse At Home


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 20 Jan 2017   Posted by Rel

My Text To My Sick Wife My wife was sick at home just a few weeks ago. Poor girl. I texted her: "Get well, drink soup, and rest all day. Hopefully when I got home you will feel better!" That's basically what you're supposed to say. That's what normal people do. That poor girl was still...

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Horrible Dates and Ideas for Your Engagement Proposal


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 07 Dec 2016   Posted by Rel

Though this is meant mainly for men out there, my intention for this post is to prevent you, the potential bride or groom, from making one of the biggest mistakes of your life. But let’s be honest, you’ve already made a mistake even thinking about proposing to a person you will learn to loathe in a matter...

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Things I Don’t Want To Be Invited To Anymore


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 05 Dec 2016   Posted by Rel

I may be turning into an agoraphobic, or maybe I just appreciate the couch more than fresh air, but here are invitations I could do without for the rest of time. Weddings I’m 33 years old. That means I’ve spent the last eight years wasting my summers and money on other people’s love (minus...

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Things I’m “Thankful” For


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 24 Nov 2016   Posted by Rel

Happy Thanksgiving, the holiday when we pretend to be thankful for everything we take for granted... "OH, HOW BLESSED I AM!" Here's what I'm "thankful" for this year.   A Wife Also known as the chore demander. The person that turns our day of rests (Saturday and Sunday) into hours-long...

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REMINDER: Donald Trump is in On This Rigged Election


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 26 Oct 2016   Posted by Rel

UPDATE (November 12, 2016): Although Hillary technically should be President, I was way off on this blog, as Donald Trump won the 2016 Presidential Election. Enjoy this blog anyway... P.S. FAAAACK the electoral college.   The ‘J’ in Donald J. Trump stands for two things: ‘Jerk’ and ‘Jenius.’ I...

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