We’re all human. Horoscopes are bullshit. Remember that.
I fell upon a list of astrological signs and their corresponding personality traits. And before I started reading, I decided to conduct a little experiment for myself to find out how much bullshit all this astrology actually is. But first let’s rewind a little bit and focus on the history of the calendar.
Similar to boxed cereal, the calendar was manmade. It’s a manmade schedule to help humans structure their daily, weekly, and yearly lives. So that’s the first clue into realizing that astrology is bullshit. Man and astrology cannot determine that because you were born in the winter you have an affinity for long walks on the beach. Wrong. January births and hobbies have no correlation, only coincidences. You like long walks on the beach because it’s relaxing, you jerk.
I looked at each description of the astrological signs: Aries, Libra, Leo, Gemini, and so forth. I covered up the names of the signs and only read the descriptions. So when I was reading these descriptions I had no clue what sign it was referring to. What did I find out?
I found that every single description related in some way to my own personality and traits. And you know why? Because I’m HUMAN!
There’s no difference between me and the guy who was born four months later. None at all.
Every astrological sign’s description relates to every single human, no matter what period of the year they were born. And of course, there are a couple traits here and there that may not describe who you are, but for the most part, the generalities describe us perfectly.
Do the experiment yourself. Cover up the names of the signs, and read only the descriptions. See for yourself. You will notice that within every description there are traits that relate to you, and those that don’t. For instance, even if you’re a Gemini, the Leo description may have traits relating to you.
What’s more. I hate how Astrology fanatics blame horoscopes for their shortcomings in relationships.
“I’m a libra and have been dating too many scorpios when I should really be dating Aries and Gemini people.”
Or, “You’re going to have to put up with my blunt attitude because I’m an Aquarius and that’s my nature.”
No, fuck that. If you’re an asshole, it’s because you’re an asshole. It’s not because you were born in February.
Fuck you, Astrology. Fuck you to your Aries….
Sorry mom, didn’t meant to insult your sign. I was just trying to make a point.
Rel “BostonJew” Mathiowitz is a neurotic, panicky writer who details his pathetic life stories and frustrated points of view.
Rel is 6 foot 5; however, he makes himself appear to be 5 foot 5 because he wants women to lust for him for his personality, and not his grand stature.